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Art's famous hijacker story Yes, it's all true, I was there and saw it myself.
Snarky columns from the nearly defunct Salinas Califormian
Paper or Plastic Again? September 2013. Get your hands off my plastic bags
Can You Prove 3x4 Equals 12? August 2013. Obfuscating the obvious
Let Freedom RIng, and Boom, and Crackle July 2013. Don't mess with the fireworks
A Tale of Two Barrios June, 2013. Unity is not an option
I Know, Ma, But What Have You Don For Me Lately? May 2013, Mom's Day, ha!
How to Create a City Image April, 2013. What you see is what you get
Gas, Guns and Government Indulgences March, 2013. Pay for your sins in advance
The Art of Illegalism February, 2013. Laws? What laws?
The Dreaded R Bomb and the Salt Marshes January, 2013. The Ultimate Weapon
The Good, the Bad, and the Alisal Board of Trustees December 2012. Ugh
Christmas is Back. Deal With It. December, 2012. So soon?
Prepare for Disaster LIke It's All Up To You November 2012. Be ready
Pinko Correctness and Judging Politics October, 2012. Watch your step
Eeeny Meenie Miney Mayor September 2012. Take your pick
Claim Your Olympic Colors and Represent August 2012. Beach vollyball?
You Say Rodeeo, We Say Rodayo July, 2012. Salinas' little quirks
A Little Fatherly Advice June, 2012. Fatherhood through the ages
A Capital Offense May, 2012. What's Sious Falls got the we haven't gor?
The Race for the Mall April, 2012. Latinos targeted for capture, watch out
March Madness is Already Here March, 2012. Two weeks in, it's all insane
Visons of Futures Past February, 2012. The furture doesn't look so different
Time is Running Out. Or is it? January, 2012. Doomsdays are so hard to predict
Holidays and Holy Days December, 2011. Christmas is what you make of it
I'm Aware Already November, 2011. Boy, did I get heat for that one
All Politics is Loco October, 2011. Manipulating the masses, killing gophers
Thanks for Keeping Us So Safe September, 2011. My wife's favorite, don't know why
Teach Your Children Well, In Public Or Private August, 2011. Back to school so soon?
Salinas Summer Vacations July, 2011. What to do when you're broke
Smart Kids, Commencements and Air Horns June, 2011. Idiots at graduations
Money. Well, Spent May, 2011. Anyone can play
The Trouble With Going to Pr1son, Part 3 April, 2011. There's no Undo button
The Trouble With Going to Prison, Part 2 March, 2011. Adjusting can be difficult
The Trouble With Going to Prison, Part1 February, 2011. Prison prep
New Year's Wishes For a Happy Salinas January, 2011. Wishing well around town
Branding Salinas. Cover the Graffiti! December, 2010. Stupid cover-up
The Blame Game, Home Edition November, 2010. The trouble with parents
What Colors Do You Claim? October, 2010. Getting hyphanated in America
Scenes of Life in Salinas September, 2010. Street vendors to baseball
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